6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
GIF89a € BBB˙˙˙!ů , „yÉŔc ;
Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi
A young man asked swamiji
Why Girls desire more sex than boys?
SWAMIJI: When you put finger in your ear & shake it,
which feels better, your finger or ear?
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata
hai?
?
?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pahale
pregnant ho aur uski maa
bole”hey bhagwan ye tune
kya kiya”..
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
Ek Makaan Malik Ne Nai Ki Ground Floor Ki Dukaan Shift Kar Ke First Floor Par Kar Di.
Nai Ne Naya Board Lagaya “Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan Upar Hai”.
Ek newly married ladki jo abhi abhi honeymoon se wapas hui thi apni friends se milne gayi.
Friend ne pucha tu honeymoon par kaha-kaha gayi thi.
Us ne kaha, Ooty, Massourie, Kodaikanal, Mysore.
Friend ne pucha tu ne wahan kya-kya dekha.
Us ne kaha… “Pankha”
Ek jagah rishtey ki baat chal rahi thi.
Pucha ladka kya karta hai.
“Clerk hai, office mein koi bhi file us ki ijazat bagair sahab tak nahi jaati, 8,000 tankha hai aur 6,000-7,000 upar ki kamai hai”
Pucha ladki kya karti hai.
“Nurse hai, hospital ka sara staff use jaanta hai, 6,000 tankha hai aur 10,000 niche ki kamai hai”
Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!
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