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  • Car sales Girl to call Girl
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    Car sales girl to call girl :
    Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
    Call Girl:
    aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi

  • Which feels better? Finger or Ear
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    A young man asked swamiji

    Why Girls desire more sex than boys?

    SWAMIJI: When you put finger in your ear & shake it,
    which feels better, your finger or ear?

  • Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata
    hai?
    ?
    ?
    Jab koi ladki shadi se pahale
    pregnant ho aur uski maa
    bole”hey bhagwan ye tune
    kya kiya”..

  • Full Time Masti … Non stop fun
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    6 Inch ka hai.
    .
    Size normal he
    .
    .
    Mazboot he
    .
    .
    Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
    .
    .
    2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
    .
    .
    Lena he to bolo?

    Full Time Masti

    Non stop Fun

    Mera…
    .
    LG KG 195

  • Baal Katne Ki Dukaan!
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    Ek Makaan Malik Ne Nai Ki Ground Floor Ki Dukaan Shift Kar Ke First Floor Par Kar Di.

    Nai Ne Naya Board Lagaya “Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan Upar Hai”.

  • Honeymoon
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    Ek newly married ladki jo abhi abhi honeymoon se wapas hui thi apni friends se milne gayi.

    Friend ne pucha tu honeymoon par kaha-kaha gayi thi.

    Us ne kaha, Ooty, Massourie, Kodaikanal, Mysore.

    Friend ne pucha tu ne wahan kya-kya dekha.

    Us ne kaha… “Pankha”

  • Upar Ki Kamai!
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    Ek jagah rishtey ki baat chal rahi thi.

    Pucha ladka kya karta hai.

    “Clerk hai, office mein koi bhi file us ki ijazat bagair sahab tak nahi jaati, 8,000 tankha hai aur 6,000-7,000 upar ki kamai hai”

    Pucha ladki kya karti hai.

    “Nurse hai, hospital ka sara staff use jaanta hai, 6,000 tankha hai aur 10,000 niche ki kamai hai”

  • Sardar Behind Bus!
    By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments  Comments

    Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
    ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
    Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!

 

 

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