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Cool, Funny-SMS!By admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?” -
Aeroplane aa raha hai dekhoBy admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya -
I like Boiled EggBy admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
I like Boiled Egg,
Because
It is Boneless..
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I like you,
Because
You are BrainleSs
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When I’m with you.By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments
Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I’m with you. -
Confidence & Confidential-SMS Joke!By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments
Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential -
SWOT Analysis-Adult SMS!By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments
A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbors wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.
