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Cool, Funny-SMS!By admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
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Ittefaq-Pathan-Joke!By admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha
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Gadha mar JaayegaBy admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karnaWarna
GADHA Mar jayega
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Itna Daravna KhwabBy admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Daravna khwab? Baap re Baap
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China ka MaalBy admin on January 24, 2009 | No Comments
Door Ho Jao, Ye SmS 5 Second K Baad Phat Jayega!
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Newtons Law of RomanceBy admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments
Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER…
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor..By admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhuttoBy admin on January 12, 2009 | No Comments
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Politician wo Moti Bari,,
hui thi election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
